Other Uses for Sex Toys

Cordelia Michaelson
Sassmaster whose life revolves around horses and crime shows.

Cordelia is here with some sex education about Sex Toys and their many uses.

A couple weeks ago I was scrolling through Facebook when I stumbled across an image of a baby with a vibrator on its back. This immediately earned a head tilt and me investigating further. Apparently, doctors will recommend using a vibrator on the back to help break up mucus in a sick child. I had no idea this was a thing and it made me want to know what other things can be done with a vibrator or other sex toys.

 

1.) Along with being used to break up mucus, it’s also suggested to use them on infants or small animals (rabbits, kittens, lizards, turtles, etc) stomachs to help with constipation.

2.) Arthritic hands.  Sometimes the vibrations from a vibrator can help soothe joint pain, specifically in the hands. Simply holding onto a vibrator that’s turned on can do the trick!

3.) Butt plugs can be used as wine toppers. I obviously would not suggest a used one for this lol but some plugs are the perfect fit for a wine bottle. The ones with suction cups also make great door stops!

4.) A penis pump can be used to unclog a clogged drain.

5.) Have frizzy hair? Have no fear! If you have SILICONE based lube, you can use it to plaster down those obnoxious frizz balls! (I don’t know about this one though, I know how hard it is to get silicone lube off things and I’m not sure about putting it in my hair.)

6.) Vibrators can also be used for body massages for tense muscles (usually back/neck/legs) but apparently they really do work to help relieve tension.

7.) Wrist restraints can be used as curtain tiebacks in a pinch!

8.) Fancy cock rings can be turned into jewelry or napkin holders.

9.) Turn an unused cock sleeve into a chilly sleeve for your canned beverage! Leave it in the freezer for ten minutes and then stick your can in it, wa-lah!

10.) A double headed dildo can be placed under your wrists when typing to help prevent sore wrists from carpal tunnel or other issues that cause aching wrists.