Cordelia is back with more sex stories from the ER!
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2.) “Just had one the other day! Guy boning his wife, started having chest pain. Finishes, decides he really doesnt like how he feels. Calls 911, massive inferolateral wall STEMI. Sex literally gave him a heart attack.”
3.) “Lady with a dildo stuck in her ass that was still on. Er staff was like “ma’am your phones ringing. We hear it vibrate.” …it wasn’t her phone.”
5.) “I have probably the worst pollen allergies known to man and was already having some slight wheezing and SOB. Me and my fiancé were having sex and I guess choked me a little too hard and I literally couldn’t breathe afterwards. This sent me into a full blown panic and I ended up in the ER. 7 albuterol treatments and a chest X-ray later I’m discharged with an inhaler and asthma diagnosis. He couldn’t wait til the triage nurse asked what I was doing at onset.”
6.) “Have ya’ll seen the video with the guy and the eel in his ass? It was alive and got so far up it ended up perferating his bowel. Eel died, guy almost died.”
8.) “During my EMT clinical-right when I walked in, we had young man that came in in a wheelchair. He couldn’t walk. He had fallen asleep with a cock ring on and well… shriveling happens. It was so painful for him. They had to sedate him, cut the metal ring on both sides…and very slowly let the flow go back. He was so thankful.”
9.) “Same hospital as the above mentioned, a few weeks later…had a young lady with a latex allergy. She didn’t know she was allergic to latex until she had sex for the first time and her labia practically swelled shut.”
I swear you sexual deviants could single handedly keep those of in EMS employed. Stop stick things where they shouldn’t go, be cautious of how rough is too rough, pay attention when using toys!
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