Properly Cleaning A Cum Tube

Cordelia Michaelson
Sassmaster whose life revolves around horses and crime shows.

Cordelia is back, and this time with some sex education about properly cleaning a cum tube! 

The other night I was cleaning my own Bad Dragon toy and I realized that not everyone knows how to properly clean a cum tube. Cum tubes and squirting toys are becoming more and more popular now and with that popularity, you need to know how to take care of them. Some brands, like Bad Dragon, have already made cumlubes that have the consistency and color of cum.

Other brands have make your own mixtures that are suggested for EXTERNAL USE ONLY – one of the recipes I found was:

Fake Cum Recipe for external use:

– 1 egg white

– 1 cup of water

– 2 tablespoons of cornstarch

– 1 tablespoon of yogurt

Since the make your own mixtures are suggested only for external use and have things in it that can go bad, it’s even more important to ensure the tube is thoroughly cleaned out. The items listed in the make your own mixtures can get moldy if left behind and NO ONE wants that!

Either way, cum like mixtures, whether they’re premade lubes or make your owns, they leave some nasty stuff behind when everything is all said and done. Lubes and make-your-own mixtures will congeal and dry out in the tubes and the toys if they’re not properly cleaned.

Since most of these come with 60ML syringes or something like it, I suggest running several full syringes of hot soapy water through the toy, then another two or three syringes full of just warm water to flush the tube.

After that, I typically inspect the tube and give the tip a squeeze – if I think I see any lube still stuck in the tube or anything comes from the tip, I’ll run another cycle of the hot soapy water and then just hot water again. I usually repeat this until I know for sure everything is out.

Something I also noticed was that bodily fluids do get into the opening the cum comes out of, always double, if not triple check to make sure everything gets flushed out.

Why is it so important to make sure everything is cleaned? Dried out or congealed leftovers can cause the tubes and the toys to break down. It can also cause mold and mildew too. All of these things can put you and your health at risk. I’d rather be overly cautious and run one too many hot soapy syringes through the toy than not enough.

When drying them, I allow them to air dry, I usually sit the toy on a shelf and let the tube dangle down so anything left can drain out. DO NOT store your toy until it’s fully dry.