Toy Review – SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

TAWNEY SEREN
Cammer with 6 years of experience with an upcoming novel, Twisted Tales.

Vegetables, anyone?

I laughed far too hard when I first laid eyes on the Cucumber Silicone Dildo, that being said, I laughed even harder when I saw SelfDelve has an entire line of vegetable-inspired sex toys! Come along as we review this hilarious and wonderful toy!

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Special thanks to SheVibe for sending this toy over for review! 

The presentation for this toy cannot be beat. The Cucumber Dildo comes nestled in a tin, wrapped in tissue paper like a delicate gift to a beloved friend. Included with it is information about the company and a few packets of their lubrication. The dildo is delightfully curved and has the company’s signature little chameleon towards the end of the dildo. Covered in silicone, this toy is completely body safe and easy to clean (just make sure you’re using water-based lubricants during play!)

Although half of the fun for me is simply having a toy that looks like a cucumber, there were a lot of pleasurable uses for this toy that I found myself sold on. For one, I was afraid that the curve was too dramatic for comfortable G-spot stimulation but was completely wrong. Not only did it caress my G-spot during maneuvering, but I was able to also get a deep cervical massage, the likes of which had only been previously done by the Night King from Uberrime. I was beyond surprised at how this ‘novelty’ cucumber toy could really be so pleasurable! There’s an insertable length of about 9″ and the largest diameter on this toy is 1.6″, making this a girthy and long toy, but not too massive to work up towards. Also, the funnest part about this toy is the color change! Once warm and deep inside you, it starts to lighten up to appear like a peeled cucumber! This heat-changing dildo was far too fun to pass up, and you know you need to embark on this vegetable journey! 

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