Another toy from Mr. Hankey makes its way to the stage…

It arrived at my door in a carboard box, heavy and promising. I knew it would be hefty, though, as the Geoff only comes in one size from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, and it most certainly is not small. With an overall length of 12.75″ , insertable length of 11.75″, and a maximum circumference near the base of 8.25″, it’s one big piece of silicone. But be aware, it’s not a flimsy thing in the slightest. Geoff is top-heavy, drooping downward despite the base fitting perfectly in a harness (Mr. Hankey’s has a lot that are specifically made for their huge dildos). There is a quickly tapering head that immediately bulges out into the heavy, thick upper half of the toy. From thereon, it reverse tapers and becomes skinnier until you reach the flared base. I recommend this toy for someone who is already accustomed to gaping and large toys and wants the most ‘stuffing’ experience possible from their toy.

Due to the droop, I don’t necessarily recommend this toy for someone who is looking to use it in a harness, even with a Vac-u-Hole, I can’t see it being able to be inserted without still being held, the drooping tilts it downward and would need to be lifted before insertion (much like in personal use, of course, but it’s not as easy when you want to use a harness). The toy is easy to clean, comes in an array of colors, and is just overall an odd, yet beautiful addition to my large toy collection. 

For the FULL review, watch the video below!